Move over crocodiles, Gustavo Poyet is our new spirit animal as we discuss treasonous times at Bordeaux and pay homage to managers who are not afraid to drop their pants and show their masculinity to the world. On a more serious note, we ask who exactly are Bordeaux’s new owners General American Capital Partners, and ask whether they can transfer t…

THE RETURN OF THE CROCODILES: The city of Nimes goes locos for its crocos as the crocks rock to a 4-3 win away at Angers. At PSG, meat is off as the menu as Thomas Tuchel assembles a mean, lean vegan machine. That doesn’t stop him, however, from fielding a team of little lambs against CAEN as 5 players from PSG’s academy feature in the Parisian clu…