THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR ALLGIRL SPECTACULAR “LIVE FEM OR FEM HARD!” IN THIS ISSUE: Move over ‘beef-cake’ cuz here come theladies! Oh no, all the male super-action heroes have disappeared from the SKAGGCITY COMIC CON. Now it’s up to W.E.I.R.D. SPECIAL AGENT LARA LARDMAN to savethe day. After chauvinistic acting mayor JEFF WELLS dismiss…

ISSUE #27: "THE GIGGLER'S RETURN OF THE REBOOT" PART6: "Seasons over, bitches!" THE VOLUME ONE FINALE IS FINALLY HERE!!! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT isback to his miserable cranky self! THE TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N’SHIT has been transformed into a gigantic TRANSFORMA-TORTURE BOT heading todestroy SKAGG CITY! EUGENE CYMBORGAWITZ has gone mach…

ISSUE #26 "THE GIGGLER'S RETURN OF THE REBOOT" PART 5: "It's all Townhouse's fault!" NO MORE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT? THE CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS haserased the Captain's origin turning him into a pathetic shell of the man heonce was. With no knowledge of his past adventures, Francis the "MeterMaid" has grown accustomed to his depressing life. Enter RIC…

IN THIS ISSUE: “THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!” Part 4: “The Origin of Captain Punishment” Finally the long awaited ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT as toldby the infamous GIGGLER. How did Sergeant Francis Townhouse of the SKAGG CITYPOLICE DEPARTMENT become the hero we know and love? What happened to hisbeloved wife SUZIE TOWNHOUSE and their ‘anom…

IN THIS ISSUE: THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THEREBOOT! PART #3: “Watch those hands Mister!” THE GIGGLER has gone to greatlengths to bring CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT back into the limelight. But now that hisgoal has been accomplished what's next? Still held captive by his nemesis TheCaptain is forced to watch the clown prince of pervert's all-out assault on hiss…

INTHIS ISSUE: “THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!” PART 2: “The Bastard’s Master Blaster Plan.” OH NO! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT has been kidnapped by his old arch-nemesis,THE GIGGLER! Forced to participate in the “Clown Prince of Pervert's” twistedversion of the 'Tunnel of Love', Punishment finally learns the villain'ssinister plans. Also, what connecti…

INTHIS ISSUE: "THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THEREBOOT!" PART 1: "Sayonara Captain Punishment!" The final six parts of VOLUME ONE begin withthe return of the Captain’s horrific archenemy THE GIGGLER! In a tale set inthe past, the CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS once again brings chaos to SKAGG CITY.Can the Captain stop the fiend before more people fall victim t…

IN THIS ISSUE: "SWIFT-US-PUBERTAY-US" PART 4: "The Backstabbing of Thrones!" Story Arch 5 comes into its thrilling conclusion as our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT and speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP are forced into a death-match on the secret island of ATLANTEA. Can their friends, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ, stop this madness …

IN THIS ISSUE: "SWIFT-US-PUBERTAY-US" PART 3: "An Atlantean time for mating" His momma named him SWFIT WINDTHROP but the ladies call him LICKETY-SPLIT, and he is about to die. His best chance for survival, THE ATLANTEAN HUN JOBE MATING RITUAL, a vicious battle to the death on a secret island in the past. With few options left, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, S…

ISSUE #19 “SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!” PART 2: “A Skagg City Captain In King Arthur’s Court” IN THIS ISSUE: After escaping from a tear in the dimensional fabric, CAPTAINPUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, and super geniusEUGENE CYBORGAWITZ continue on their mission to save young Swift’s life. Aftermany failed attempts the boys …

ISSUE #18 “SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!” PART 1: “Swift Times at Rowdy High.” IN THIS ISSUE: Puberty is difficult for any teenager. Even more if thatteenager is super powered. CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT’S faithful sidekick, speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP is goingthrough some issues. As his super-speed kicks his hormones into overdrive, theTownhouse Home For Needies W…

ISSUE #17 “QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!” PART 6: “It’s way past time to end this.” IN THIS ISSUE: A bitter battle for survival where only the rules of COMIC BOOKTECHNICALITY can save our heroes as the fourth story arc comes to its thrillingconclusion! What the hell has happened? SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN is dead!COMMISS…

Oh come all ye faithful to another adventure featuring the super action hero whose holiday spirit knows no bounds. Look over there! It’s belly full of jelly, seasons greeter Captain Punishment! Operation Attack Squirrel presents THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. In a tale from Captain Punishment’s past, we find our hero on C…

ISSUE #16: “QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!” PART 5: “Ya dirty cheats!” IN THIS ISSUE: CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, COMMISSIONER HARDON AND SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN finally attempt THE QUERY’S horrifying obstacle course of death. Who lives? Who dies? Will our heroes ever be the same? SPOILER ALERT: Somebody dies!!! DANT, DANT, DAA…

ISSUE #15: “QUERY METHIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!” PART 4: “DeathGames Afoot!” IN THISISSUE: Our fourth story arc continues as CAPTAINPUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, COMMISSIONER HARDON and bewildered officersof the SKAGG CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT square off against the mysterious madmanknown as THE QUERY. After finally solvi…

IN THIS ISSUE: TITLE: “Something Snatchy this way comes.” It's that spooky time a year again and THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENTADVENTURE HOUR presents its super-sized HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR! CNT star reporter IRIS INKSLINGER takes center stage in thiscreepy tale as she discovers an unnerving plot to take over 'The Big Lemon' byone of Skagg City's highest po…

ISSUE #14: “QUERY METHIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!” PART 3: “HonkyDrama!” IN THISISSUE: We come to the third part of our “questionable”tale when a devastating accident jeopardizes the future of the TOWNHOUSE HOMEFOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS & SHIT! Also when our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT andSPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN go to Skagg City Po…

“QUERY METHIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!” PART 2: “GuessWho’s Back?.” IN THIS ISSUE: As CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT finds himself a judge on OPERATIONCATWALK ALL STARS a new mysterious villain THE QUERY attacks! Ernesto Robinsonreturns with more of his designer, time-jumping antics. And if that wasn’tenough, Punishment crosses path with…

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FATCAP!” PART 1: “Time, time ticking away.” IN THIS ISSUE: Our Fourth story arc kicks off with “anomaly” fashiondesigner ERNESTO ROBINSON as he discovers his new ability - time distortion! Ernesto jumps through thecenturies, landing in several ‘hairy’ situations, but none as ‘shaggy’ as hisbeef …