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A weekly podcast about the digital hieroglyphs inside your phone. Join us as we dive deep into Emojipedia to rank and discuss every version of a different emoji each week. Which platform is the cream of the crop? We intend to find out. WARNING: we're explicit!
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This week, we definitively find out what the dog doin' with the "Dog Face" emoji! Along the way we get Sylvi's Return of the Jedi, Garfield chat, creepypasta Funko Pops, and "Dote Up A Cat," for some ungodly reason. We praise a tail so you don't have to. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/dog-face/ Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibull…
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It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - time to argue about holiday songs and discuss Emoji 14.0 prototypes! Nasty faces, random objects, and a cuckold troll lie in wait for our favorite annual event, but will any of these emoji find proper uses? Probably not, but we have fun anyway. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/emoji-…
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Ahhhh!! That's the sound we make when discussing the "Face Screaming in Fear" emoji! This Patreon Pick immediately throws the show into chaos - which of these frightful faces is straight out of an art gallery, and which one is receiving the most dread-inducing dome? Stay tuned for "Lights, Camera, Sylvi," disgusting muttonchops, Huge Jackedman vers…
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On this week's Emojidrome, we prove we have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to Pride discourse. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-fencing/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome
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This time on Emojidrome, we give the "Elf" emoji a good shot but eventually implode under the psychic weight of bad villain origin films. Stay tuned for Raytheon wolves, femboy chronologies, Roman Reigns daddy behavior, Skullet Pencilhead, and more! Disney please hire us. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/elf/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidr…
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Emojidrome finally becomes art with the "Framed Picture" emoji! Which of these precious paintings would we hang in our home, and which ones would age in our stead? Which of them is your screensaver, and how many of them are actually a nasty photo from a rowdy ghost? Stayed tuned for protein spreads, the Slimer girlfriend experience, horny pickle st…
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On our new episode, we cover this week's hottest cinema sensation: Zack Snyder's Justice League. Wait, Godzilla vs. Kong? What the hell is that? Oh. Never mind then. Hope you enjoy the "Scorpion" emoji talk instead. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/scorpion/ Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan). F…
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This week, we go down the rabbit hole for "Doughnut" holes. Which of these 'nuts is most delectable, and which one has some questionable toppings? Which of them is getting sold by Howie Bling, and which one has too much goop? Actually, I don't think I want to know. Some of these emoji are nasty. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/doughnut/ F…
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Play Minecraft to cook some raw fish, Because they smell really nasty. Kill some more before you get on their plate, So you don't get to feel the pain. And then you craft and mine and dig, To gain experience points ya. And then you strike to get row pork from pigs, It has no end but it's still the best game. It's the eye of the spider it's poison i…
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Brrr! It's cold out there! Come inside and warm up with the "Wind Face" emoji! Which of these windy Wendys is full of cold air, and which ones are blowing smoke? How many of them are ghosts, and which ones have been turned to stone? Stay tuned for a weather report, Boohbah hell, Jack Black Clap Trap, 'pussy' (vagina), the proboscis agenda, a Tumblr…
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Can you blame us for going wild when this is essentially the Minion emoji? Stay tuned for Howie in trouble, South Park shipping, our Space Jam sequel theories, Gru CBT, Homestuck-based psychic damage, and more! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: …
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Welcome to 2021! We're a normal podcast for normal people in this very normal year. This week, we talk about the "Pinching Hand" emoji! Which of these fabulous fingers are truly pinching, and which ones are indicating meat of a less-than-average size? How many of them have undergone "the surgery," and which ones were in Dallas on November 22nd, 196…
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The world's "most neurotypical podcast" returns with the "Fox" emoji! Which of these orange fellows is straight out of an anime, and which one makes the best fursuit? How many of these canids qualify as "smexy," and which ones have opinions on abortion? Stay tuned for Sephiroth, Animoji, the nitty gritty of furry design, Flat Fox Friday, nude Leath…
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PlayStation 5? Xbox Series X? Forget that shit, and buy yourself a GameCrypt. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/coffin/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8…
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Halloween is upon us, and so is the "Bat" emoji! Which of these flying mammals will fly away with our favorite spot, and which one needs to put some pants on? How many of these creatures of the night are true goths, and which only shop at Hot Topic for the Funko POPs? Stay tuned for Hubie X Halloween, Lord of the Smoke Rings, Hogtown, Dracula's Juu…
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This week, the car dealer and Iowan housewife who portray Ryan and Sylvia break character to express satirical statements, all of which fall under First Amendment protections. Then they talk about the "Candle" emoji! Which of these waxen works will be carried downstairs by Jim Carrey Scrooge, and which ones will be levitated by g-g-ghosts? Stay tun…
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Emojidrome is back with the "Castle" emoji and some really, really bad conversation! We try to determine which of these stone shelters is cream of the crop, and which one belongs to a racist pizza baron. More importantly, Ryan says something and Sylvia gets mad at them. Teamwork makes the dream work. Stay tuned for talking shit about the N64, a glo…
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Ready for a snack? We're here with the "Pizza" emoji, so grab a slice! Which of these palatable pies makes a savory snack, and which one is straight-up nasty? Which one is food for turtles, and how many have that #drip? Stay tuned for pop punk assessments, Canadian cartoons, goobrain, X-Files weed, frankenpizza, Pizzlr, and more! Hold the sardines,…
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This week, Emojidrome welcomes cowpokes and city slickers alike with the "Cow Face" emoji! Which of these heckin' heifers shows up on your ice cream container, and which one is just a photo of a real-ass cow? Stay tuned for bridging humanity, milk analysis, femboy cows, Hulk Hogan's half hog, a bad Twitter chart, and more! We apologize to any werew…
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Y'all seen those Robert Pattinson Batman pictures? They're good. Anyway, we talk about the "Fairy" emoji this week. Stay tuned for Neopet faerie assignments, classing things up with Shakespeare, Heaven's Gate's big hullabaloo, Spaghetti Warehouse, Da New Rules, "Emoji Party," the Funko Pop Bible, and more! Sorry for roasting these fairy clothes so …
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Get ready to get moisturized with the "Lotion Bottle" emoji! Which of these containers contains a nice lotion, and which one has a more "personal" product? What's smelling sweet, and what smells like a Charles Dickens novel? Stay tuned for Jay Leno's Big Bad Bullshit Bulk Bodywash, prop comedy, our Sasquatch emoji pitch, gooping on ya grandma, jump…
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We come out of hibernation for the "Bear" emoji! Which of these furry fellows is helping to prevent forest fires, and which one simply wants to picnic? Who among them is a travesty of science, and which one just really, really likes toilet paper? Stay tuned for the new Ninja Turtles, boot snootin', millennial Little Bear, stealing valor, Fatty Bear…
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(Minor season 1 Hannibal spoilers from 2:50 to 6:35) Are you sunglassesy enough for the sunglasses club? We put on our shades and talk about the "Smiling Face with Sunglasses" emoji to find out! Which of these glasses guys picked up their shades from an Etsy listy, and which one spent too much money on luxury frames? Who among them is a genuinely c…
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It's the big carrot and two eggs! Emojidrome hits 100 episodes, and we celebrate by finally taking on the "Thinking Face" emoji! Which of these thinkers is thinking of thoughts, and which is more focused on irony-poisoned names for snack products? Which ones have a scary face, and which ones look more like modern art? We go back to the Internationa…
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This week, we beat our meat for 67 minutes straight. Stay tuned for scene hair, Austin Powers, the curse of Tim Burton, Tales of Symphonia's most iconic moment, "Sponge of Thrones," mid-level Mikkelsen thirst, our unique anime boyfriends, and more! Wait, what is this show about? Tales of Symphonia spoilers from ~29:02 to ~31:20, if that's something…
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Something stinks, and it's probably one of these "Skunk" emoji! Which of these marvelous mustelids is fursona material, and which one will appear in the "Over The Hedge" sequel? Which one's got skunk junk in the skunk trunk, and which one is probably a toothpaste mascot? Why, pray tell, is everyone so horny for skunk furries? Stay tuned for Hanniba…
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We're back! Sylvia and Ryan tackle a Patreon request by playing ball with the "Person Juggling" emoji! Which of these jaunty jugglers is a lovable scamp, and which one is genuinely repulsive? How many of these ball-bearers are TikTok royalty, and which ones perform at the steampunk tavern? Stay tuned for the 1st Annual Improv Hullabaloo, Ryan's bad…
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Do you like our podcast? Do you like Death Note? Then please enjoy the first episode of our Patreon podcast, "Hold This L!" Thank you, as always, for your support. From Patreon: Hey folks! As a heads up in the first episode of Death Note there's a scene that involves sexual assault. We try not to linger on the specifics, but the timestamps for disc…
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We're keeping our feet warm in, uh, May, with the "Socks" emoji! Which of these footwear pairs is the coziest, and which is the most wild? How many belong to the Invisible Man, and how many belong to a clue-sleuthing dog? Have any of them been used for nefarious purposes? We find out! Stay tuned for Twilight soundtrack assessments, What Are You Wea…
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Who REALLY killed Kermit the Frog? Found out, along with our investigation of the "Detective" emoji! Which of these intrepid inspectors is a sleuth, and who's a spy? Which one is solving ant crimes, and who's simply magnifying feet pics? Stay tuned for the Kobe & Shaq of podcasting, Roger Rabbit fanfiction, Muppet murder, "Always Be Magnifyin'," ji…
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Settle down with some carrots, cucumbers, or eggshells and get ready for the "Snail" emoji! Which of these shelled specimens is best as a pet, and which one is a scrumptious side dish? How many of these snails live in the world of Hello Kitty, and how many will be tried for war crimes? Stay tuned for snail fursonas, extreme technical difficulties, …
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Y'all heard of Cloud Strife? More like, Cloud Knife. Thanks. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/kitchen-knife/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4 Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Rya…
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In honor of National Horny Day, Sylvia and Ryan take on the "Drooling Face" emoji! Which of these faces is savoring some food, and which one is a little more.....unscrupulous? You know what? Maybe I don't actually want to know. Stay tuned for quaranversaries, pecentage failures, emoji checks, Zuckerberg's spank bank, ahegao pronunciation, homosexua…
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Bunny Day is upon us, and so is the "Rabbit Face" emoji! Sylvia and Ryan tackle these bouncing buns to find out which one is our new holiday mascot. Which among them is bombarding our towns with farm products, and which one could be a new fursona? Who's hitting up the gym, and which one is actually a scrotum? Stay tuned for the seme uke quiz, yaoi …
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Sylvia and Ryan continue their quests for brain cells in an inexplicably NSFW episode on the "Brain" emoji! Which of these pink pals is full of folds, and which one is marble smooth? Which one might actually be a cabbage, and which one is a horseshoe crab? Stay tuned for horny on main updates, the Spongebob haircut, Jokerposting, "the nude barber,"…
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Our lovely Patrons asked for it, so here it is. This week, Sylvia and Ryan watch the "Battleship Potemkin" of our time: "The Emoji Movie!" Will they be able to discuss this truly terrible film, or has Tony Leondis finally fried their brains for good? Is there anything redeeming in this absolute shitshow, or is it really one of the worst movies to e…
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There's one brain cell left in the Emojidrome studio, and Syliva and Ryan are competing to destroy it first. They also attempt to talk about the "Mushroom" emoji! Which of these fungi is a fun guy, and which toadstool takes the throne? I'm not sure we ever find out, and neither will you. Stay tuned for muddled billiards metaphors, "Balls of Fury," …
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Welcome to the horrorshow! Sylvia and Ryan talk about the "Sun With Face" emoji, but the universe has other plans. Can the duo survive bad connections and deadly coughing fits to find out which of these suns shines the brightest? Probably not, since this episode is completely off the rails. Stayed tuned for #moonchat, Danimals mascots, ring toss ga…
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If you're looking for buildings with giant hearts and "H"s pasted to the front, the "Love Hotel" has you covered! Sylvia and Ryan cover what might be one of the most bizarre emoji ever in their Valentine's Day special - which of these is, uh, good? And which one is.....bad? How many of these amorous accomodations fall flat, and which ones give a re…
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Yeehaw, folks! Sylvia and Ryan ride off into the sunset with the "Cowboy Hat Face" emoji! Which one of these dusty cowpokes can make a mean bowl of chili, and which one has the worst accent? How many of these hats are the real deal, and how many aren't hats at all? Stay tuned for cold weather, "Home on the Range," Lord Crunk, a chili debacle, night…
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It's that special time of the year! Sylvia and Ryan hit the yellow carpet at Nebraska's Intercontinental Theater to discuss the new Emoji 13.0 prototypes! Our super-sized annual emoji review brings new surprises - how many of these are actually useful, and how many are just totally bizarre? Which emoji are meant for normal people, and which ones ha…
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Have you checked your plewd count today? If not, join us in discussing the "Sweat Droplets" emoji! Which of these damp dudes is good old water, and which one is more viscous? How many of these are liquid at all, and which might actually be crystals? Stay tuned for Swart Guy, the Earth's fruits, plewds, Titanic death statistics, "Purple Lamborghini,…
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It's time for another episode of The Colgate Power Hour! Is it? No, it isn't. That was a lie. I lied because we're doing the "Lying Face" emoji. This is an episode of Emojidrome. We talk about long noses, the three tenets of tooth care, Prankster's Paradise, covertible Toyotas, "Hotel Transylvania," "Life with Derek," deep "Doug" lore, and more! Is…
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Welcome to 2020! Andi and Ryan kick off the new decade with the "Otter" emoji! Which of these luxuriating Lutrinae will be our favorite emoji, and which one might be a beaver in disguise? Stay tuned for pinball, the "Ott-view," smooth Yoda, "Scrunt," our "Cats" thoughts, and more! George Lucas don't interact. Follow along here: https://emojipedia.o…
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Happy holidays! We continue winter with the "Snowman" emoji! Which of these frozen fellows belongs in a touching animated feature, and which one belongs in the worst thriller film of all time? Who's naughty, who's nice, and who's completely filled with murderous intent? Stay tuned for more Chuck E. Cheese beef, an audit of Ryan's phone, getting flu…
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Whooooo's there? It's Emojidrome! This week, we battle another bird with the "Owl" emoji! Which of these hooting hotshots can turn their neck the farthest, and which is the least scary? Which birdbrain is part of an educational program, and which one is from another planet? Stay tuned for a Duolingo mini episode, podcast merch from a dream, Mothman…
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Brutalist baths! Terrible tubs! A certain.......orange cheeto? All this and more, as Andi and Ryan take a dip with the "Bath" emoji! Which of these baths accommodates tall people, and which one is comically small? How many of them enable Big Head Mode, and which one is secretly a living creature? Stay tuned for The President & The Pauper (Popper?),…
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Gobble gobble! It's time for the "Turkey" emoji. I was too busy playing Pokemon to take notes this week, but I know we talked about Robert Pattinson and embroidered gamer diapers. Enjoy! Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/turkey/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/mus…
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