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You want to know about Aardvark Avarice? Aardvark Avarice reminds me of something my Uncle Tony said, if I had an Uncle Tony. “What did I step in now?” It’s like something gooey and sticky on the bottom of your shoe. Maybe embedded between the treads, smelling like an overworked diaper left in the August sun, and then when you get in the car, it’s all over the carpet, deep in the fibers. You pull into a gas station, put the change in the car vac, and take out the hose wondering, what am I go ...
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Aardvark is about an artist from Detroit who moved to LA. Art, debauchery, & interviews.
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In this podcast I present letters of recommendation from an ROTC Seargeant, Bill Gates, and the big fuzzball himself, Chewbacca. With corresponding voices, of course. Yes, somewhere in the great slush pile ether, these letters accompanied very fictional resumes and cover letters I wrote to apply for very real jobs. Taxidermist. Pallbearer. CIA Agen…
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If you’ve listened before you know I like to do an occasional episode I call a garbage plate, where I throw together all the ideas that couldn’t fill out a whole episode on their own. This is garbage plate #3 where I discuss things like sneezes, Batman, Val Kilmer, Val Kilmer as Batman, motorboating (the naughty kind), Yo Mama, and my personal Mapl…
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I saw a nondescript white van sitting in front of my office building. Nothing ever good stepped out of a nondescript white van, and nothing ever safe and wholesome happened in a nondescript white van.توسط Ryan Robbins
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For your pleasure, we here at the Aardvark have unearthed a lost recording of the late Sean Connery, God rest his soul. Harking back to his days as Darby O’Gill he gives us his rendition of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer… while showering. Enjoy.توسط Ryan Robbins
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Ah, Wiki, ever the giver of miscellaneous information and filler content for high school research papers. This podcast looks at those unusual Wiki articles devoted to sports, and not just because I’m looking for a filler podcast. I really wanted to do the voices of two eels talking about the sport Conger Cuddling. Who wouldn't. Enjoy.…
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In this episode I interview supervillain, The Evil Genius. He is the two-time winner of the Rapscallion Reader’s Black-Hat award and the readers of Scoundrel Weekly voted him most likely to plunder, pillage and pontificate. The Evil Genius gives us some insight into his past and enlightens us on some of his proudest accomplishments.…
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This podcast is another of my brainless hodge podges. I throw together Nerd ADHD, Nietzsche Dad jokes, my distrust of a middle-aged stoner, the Little Mermaid, an encounter with a Zoomer, and plenty of singing into 19 minutes of gooey yumminess. Enjoy, and don't forget the wet wipes.توسط Ryan Robbins
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Join us for the conclusion of The Werewolf and the Sociopath. This is Part 2 of a special Halloween series. Cheers!توسط Ryan Robbins
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Happy Halloween Aardvarkians. For the next two episodes I will be going off script. In light of the holiday, we are diving into the devilish world of fiction. Aardvark Avarice is proud to present the short story The Werewolf and the Sociopath. This is part one. I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!توسط Ryan Robbins
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I suggested I was going to do an episode on corrupting the youth and here we are. Is there any decade more corruptive than the 80s? I think not. If I wasn't a happily married man, I would still have my Like a Virgin poster hanging above my bed - I mean on my wall.توسط Ryan Robbins
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We are happy to introduce a new addition to Aardvark Avarice titled Ask Gorgon. Former tyrannical ruler of the planet Turloth, Gorgon the Destroyer, offers his unique advice to any listener with a problem or question. If you would like to Ask Gorgon for advice, please send your questions to info@aardvarkavarice.com.…
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The following is a dramatized reading of a SPAM letter I received in my work email. Enjoy, but don't worry you have not been infected by malware. That itchy rash down around your junk is just Syphilis. I'm sure we have a cure for that by now.توسط Ryan Robbins
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I am a nerd. I make know excuses. This is the way. For all of you out there who rock the horn rims, laugh at Apple's no touch policy and crack open that iPhone just because you can, and have submitted a Tron script to Disney for the next sequel, this episode is for you.توسط Ryan Robbins
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The Hulk vs John Tesh, Deniece Williams for the soul, 80s D-bags, toilette etiquette, a hopeful Bromance, and plenty of uncomfortable singing. This is what happens when I decide to throw random thoughts and life events into a podcast episode. Enjoy.توسط Ryan Robbins
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Is he or isn't he? That's the question. As a lover of all things cult, absurdist, and just plain weird, Nicolas Cage tops my list of over the top actors who never fail to entertain. Even in the worst movies ever conceived. "Deadfall" anyone? But, could Nic Cage actually be a vampire? In this episode we will explore that question as well as a dude w…
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Not that I'm a fan of Britney Spears, but "Oops!...I did it again." I made a mistake...again, only this time it was in my apology for the last mistake I made. Let's hope this doesn't become a systemic problem. Anyway, sorry René Auberjonois (RIP), or should I say Constable Odo of the Star Trek series Deep Space Nine. Wherever you are, take solace i…
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At times I will make mistakes during my podcasts and I will have to take time to account for those mistakes. I just didn't think it would happen so soon, or with a reference to a comedian I find about as funny or entertaining as Jar Jar Binks. That would be Ricky Gervais. In fact I'd rather go to a Gungan seminar on prostate health with Jar Jar as …
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"Never apologize, mister, it's a sign of weakness." John Wayne said that in "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon." What side of the coin do you fall on that assertion and if you wanted to imitate John Wayne, but lacked a robust southern drawl, what Harry Potter character's voice would you use instead? Join me as I look at the apology, comedy, and bad impressi…
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In the pilot episode I dive into that cuddly and loveable rapscallion, the dentist, and the enthralling topic of oral hygiene. Join me as I touch on the evils of fluoride rinse, alien probes - because dentistry and alien probes are undoubtedly linked, and gum love - which is bound to be the next viral sensation.…
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A bit of music, and a brief chit chat with up and coming artist Tomi.
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It's been a while folks.
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Aatdvarks Den Live in LA • Session 2 • Hey this is a call in! ? • Signal Defected • Interactions • Thirdy • Ubering • @union LA • Doc Martin Union LA 10.14.17 • Doc Martin 2 • Doc Martin3 • Drum n Bass Next Door @Union LA • MARQUES WYATT
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