Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln as they chat: - Della's Fremantle misery, hence he's not on the podcast - Joe's Golden Jetta Feat - The BrownMo Medal Winner - West Coast record breaking comeback - 0 to 20 score difference in a year - Most disposals in final game by a retiring playerتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Dr. Lincoln: - St.Kilda's Primed - Highest Team Points who haven't made finals - Heppell's Essendon record - Most same names in the same games - Red and White teams winning in the same round at the same groundتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell is back in the host seat with Della and Doctor Lincoln: - Dangers 333rd game with 3 votes - St.Kilda's record that is actually positive - Best and worst goals to behinds ratio record in a season - Port Adelaide Bias or Hate from Della - Raygun needs to channel some inner Daniher - Plenty random and very USELESS Stats!!!…

UAS admins Della and Lincoln sit down to chat about: - Kardinia Park no longer being the fortress it once was for Geelong - Players realising it's possible to tackle Harley Reid - Port's smashing of Sydney and the subsequent destruction of the UAS inbox - The latest movers in the BrownMo Awardتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Aaron and Lincoln welcome special guest Adam Keily, creator of TrackMyBrown. We chat about some useless stats and the ties - How TrackMyBrown started - Has Browny shied away from his mouldy's as a result of Adam's work? - Why Adam developed the TrackMyBrown AFL Odds Remover for Google Chrome - Daniher claims the Jetta Award - Pendles has played 400…

Lincoln jumps on for a short solo episode and discusses: - Pendles and Sidebottom's less than ideal 300th game as teammates - Rory Lobb finally breaks the 20 disposal mark - The ongoing battle for the Jetta Award* - Biggest differential for tackles inside forward 50 - And much more. * Lincoln was not aware Papley had been ruled out for 4-6 weeks at…

Mitchell is joined by Della and Lincoln as they chat about: - Saints premiership chances - The only time a top 4 teams percentage was below 100 and a bottom 4 above 100 - Most first letter names in a match - Most goals by a player who never won a club goal kicking award - Jetta Award continues - New leader for the BrownMo Award…

IN - Crowey OUT - Della (Hamstring Awareness) Mitchell is joined by Liam and Lincoln who race to find who the best statsman is. Also we talk about: - Essendons terrible % - Harrison Petty's need to play with Kevin Bartlett - Les Lee - Most behinds in the first quarter - Most scoring shots in a game - Lot's of pot shots at Essendon…

Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln and Aaron to chat about: - Carlton being amazing - De Koning brothers SuperCoach record - Halves of footy without a behind - North's chances to go from spoon to finals - Most top 10 brownlow from one team - Most sAdelaide losses in a rowتوسط Useless AFL Stats

The Useless AFL Stats crew of Mitchell, Aaron and Dr. Lincoln chat about: - BT's Record - Lobb and Zac Dawsons equal record - North's (tanking) strategy to get the next Harley Reid - Lewis Jetta Award keeps pumping - Dusty Martin and his 300th + Statsتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about: - North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast - Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast - The lowest scoring Saturday of all time - Record for goalless quarters to win the game - SuperCoach HS with the same last nameتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln: - Umpiring Frustrations - Brownlow Metric - McKay Brothers record? - Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams - Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores - Most goals by Ben's in a teamتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell is joined by Co-Host Liam and first timer UAS member Lincoln. - Ken Hinkleys Good/Bad Record - Christ Scott's Crazy Record - Who is the GOAT of Coaches - Saints Still Suck!!!!!!! @%#$ - Longest streak of sequential scores during a round - Most non-individual scores in a roundتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats! - Saints Suck - Gold Coast Record - Crowd Numerology - Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds? - Pendles not a Collingwood record holder??? - Too many good Essendon stats, like way too many, like they need to lose two Finals this year!…

Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap: - Freo and Saints misery - +1 Geelong Headband - Scorigarmy - MEAT AFL ALL STARS - Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?توسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including: - Jersey Numbers and goals = 69 - Geelong's Headband Bandits - Zucchini's are Fruits? - Most disposals without a goal - Freo Supporters - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!توسط Useless AFL Stats

In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss - Goal Umpires Conspiracy - Liams Devastating News - How badly North Sucks - Hawkins and Cameron Goalless - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses - Worst Hawks of all time - Lowest and highest squared scores - Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats…

Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media: - Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett? - Is Max Laughton a likeable person? - Are Cessna's distracting? - How many games did Peter Street play? - Commentators Curse - Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?…

Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round. - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub - Adelaide's XScore - Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team - April Fools Team? - Most Double Number Scoresتوسط Useless AFL Stats

Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch, Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue.توسط Useless AFL Stats

Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats about Z's and Double Letters!توسط Useless AFL Stats

After the first round, round zero, the Useless Stats crew chat about the round, the off-season and answer some of the best useless questions from our subscribers. Make sure you subscribe and rate the show on your preferred streaming service!توسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell, Liam and Della chat about the amazing 2023 Grand Final and find all the funny and uesless stats involved. We answer plenty of your questions including worst Grand Final performances, longest period between winning and losing a Grand Final and plenty more.توسط Useless AFL Stats

Liam and Mitchell are joined by Ash Walls from the Carlton Football Club. Ash talks about being part of the data analyst team and why he loves it. We also go through Ash's Monte CHarlo Brownlow predictor program and see who comes out on top!توسط Useless AFL Stats

The UAS crew give Ron Barassi a USEFUL STATS tribute to the legend of the game! Della goes on a deep dive on Sheezel's B&F first season win and we mention Port a few times for Liam!توسط Useless AFL Stats

AFTER THE FIRST WEEK OF FINALS, the UAS Crew undergoes a barrage of listener questions. Mitchell can't handle all the Saints negativity while Crowey still thinks Port are genuine contenders! Make sure to subscribe to the Useless AFL Podcast and check all our content on our Facebook Page!توسط Useless AFL Stats

St.Kilda's Data Analyst Darren O'Shaughnessy joins the Useless Stats team and brings far too much useful statistics to this episode. We ask him your questions and plenty more. Mitchell also makes sure he fanboys Jack Steele as much as possible!توسط Useless AFL Stats

Mitchell, Della and Crowy discuss the final round, their favourite Useless Stats for 2023 and plenty of listener questions. Della also introduces some bizarre useless awards for the year and start looking towards the finals. Catch all our content on the official Useless AFL Facebook page!توسط Useless AFL Stats

On this week's podcast Della and Crowy were joined by Nick Splitter, General Manager of the footy website Zero Hanger and member of the Unpluggered St Kilda fan podcast. Listen in as they talk upcoming finals, the Essendon and Bulldogs debacles, retiring players and plenty more. Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For your Home Loan or refinanci…

The UAS boys are joined by Peter from The Crowject Podcast as they discuss lots of Crows stats, Anti-Port chat and this weeks listener questions. Plenty of Useless Stats, information and banter. Click here for all your CROM MERCH. Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For your Home Loan or refinancing requirements get in touch with David Cosgrove …

The UAS boys have special quest Ezekiel Ox from the band Over-Reactor. Based on the hit song 'When Collingwood Choke,' the pod is all things ANTI-COLLINGWOOD! Crowey answers his homework and plenty of listener questions as we laugh a lot and talk complete Useless AFL Stats! Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For your Home Loan or refinancing re…

The UAS crew is joined by our special guest, Umpire Ryan! We chat through your questions to Ryan, as well as some special umpire useless stats! Crowey did his homework and answers questions from the mailbag! Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For your Home Loan or refinancing requirements get in touch with David Cosgrove 0412 624 312 or refi@co…

The Useless AFL Stats boys are joined by the cult hero known as Jeff from Finance, Aaron Black, Captain of West Perth. We ask Aaron about his career, questions from our listeners and Facebook page. Liam cheats with his homework again, as we look at all the useless stats you never knew you needed to know. Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For y…

The Useless Stats team is joined by fellow podcaster, AFL History Buff and Essendon supporter Tim from Kick to Kick. Crowey answers his homework and mailbag questions, and we bring up some big omens for Carlton and Port! Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For your Home Loan or refinancing requirements get in touch with David Cosgrove 0412 624 3…

The boys from Useless AFL Stats welcome special guest, sports broadcaster Chris Coleman. We chat about the round gone, listener questions and give Liam a few off the cuff questions to figure out during the pod. Plenty of useless information to keep you laughing and entertained. Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans! For your Home Loan or refinancin…

The boys from Useless AFL Stats welcome special guest, comedian Aaron Gocs. We chat about some recent useless stats, listener questions and give Liam a few off the cuff questions to figure out during the pod. Plenty of useless information to keep you laughing and entertained. Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loans, for your Home Loan or refinancing …

Useless AFL Stats official podcast. Hosted by self proclaimed Jack Steele fanboy Mitchell Stevens, accompanied by UAS creator Aaron Delaporte, and stats guru Liam Crowhurst. We introduce you to the world of useless AFL stats, everything you never knew you needed to know! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/uselessaflstats…