I Can't Figure Out How To Make Either Myself Or My Wife HAPPY. I'm Not Sure If I'm Lonely, But To Show And Share Your Emotions And Feelings Is An Act Of BRAVERY. Give Away All Your S.P.L.E.E.N.s. (Sparkling Pristine Love Emotion Energy Nuggets) Kindergarteners Are Pretty Cool Actually Mostly Because They Know That They Don't Know Anything. NY VS LA…

Spiders Are Benign. Mostly. Roaches Are Something Else Altogether. Don't Feel 'Bad'. What Exactly Does Bad Mean Anyway. Packaging Gives Me Fits. I Wish She Were More Curious About Me And My Stuff. Dark Chocolate Over Milk Chocolate Every Day. Codependence Is Your Ruination. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor…

Have You Ever Tried Silence. What Are Dreams. English Muffins Or Bagels. Cold Showers Work.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support

In This Episode I Discuss The Competition Between MJ AND PRINCE During The 80's. I Also Talk A Little About Monkeys. I Don't Think I Like Monkeys. A Lot Of It Has To Do With Their Posture. A Little About Dhamma, Teachings Of The Buddha. Oh And Sardines Are Wonderful.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-h…

What Exactly Constitutes Art. Is It Sneakers? Foil? Bricks? Crawling? Dirt? Made A List Of Stuff I Like. I Know Why We're All Traumatized. It's Mother Goose. Upon Further Inspection They're Replete With Death, Destruction, Gore, Murder, Sadism, Animal Cruelty, Ageism, Pain, Perversion, Poverty, And Absolute Pathos. Is It Too Late To Charge Mother G…

I Shouldn't Be Afraid Of My Wife. Should I? Do Women Think Men Are Robots. Are We? Is It Ok For A Man To Feel Insecure And Needy. Or Wait, Is He Then A Woman? Maybe I Just Need A Hug. Or Something To Eat.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.…

How Much Water Can The Sky Possibly Create. Stomach Aches Are Explainable But Headaches? Weird. Pillows Don't Get The Credit They Deserve. Folks Are Proud Of Their Couch But Pillows Not So Much. 4 Goals I've Come Up With. I Guess I Need More Stuff. I Want To Be Of Service To Humanity But I Don't Want To Teach Kids Even Though It Creates Good Karma.…

It's 6:21 PM And And I'm In Bed. Why Am I So Tired. 50 Straight Push Ups Is Good. The Art Of Not Being An Asshole. Today I Wanted To Be Tender With My Wife And Son. I Think I Succeeded. Even If She Didn't Notice. What Kind Of Word Is Squoze. On Trying To Mend My Relationship. I Might Be Beta. How To Change.--- Send in a voice message: https://podca…

Allergies Are The Devil's Playground. Why Did No One Tell Me I Was On The Allergy Line. What Is Success. Is It A Feeling Or A Car. How Does Anyone Know Exactly What They Want. Who Decided Which Fruits Could Become Fruit Juice. Frozen Blueberries Are So Much Better. Pulp Free Orange Juice Is The Equivalent Of Non Chew Meat. Bananas Offer No Resistan…

My Shoelaces. Spoons. The Faucet. Wind. Calendars. Lint. I Talk To All This Stuff. Too Many Things Are Being Documented And We Still Don't Believe Any Of It. What Is FOBLO. I Enjoy Being Left Out. I Don't Follow Anything Or Anybody. How I Fought Off Depression. Avoid The Heinous Cacophony Of Social Media. Is Jangle A Word? Buddhism Keeps Me Sane. I…

What Exactly Is Cold Weather For? Dark Chocolate Over Milk Chocolate Every Day Of The Year. What's The Male Equivalent Of Stockings. Is Toe Cleavage A Thing. How Do Airplanes Collide On The Runway. Or In The Sky For That Matter. I Want To Stare More.Develop A Super Hero Alias. Now.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show…

Is There A Solution? Is Coffee Good Or Bad For You? Does Anyone Know Definitively? What Happened To Cookies? The Fig Newton Dilemma. I'll Never Click The Link In Your 'Bio'. My Desktop Is Clean Enough, Thank You. I'm Not Interested In Entertainment Because It's Not Entertaining.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tr…

I Allowed Myself To Buy Myself Some New Boots And It Changed My Life. Kinda. Not Many Things Are Better Than Walking. I Need That Rust Sweater. I'm Not Good At Socializing But I Don't Know Why Because I'm Good At Socializing.You Can Change So Many Things About Yourself. Zazen Was Great Except For The Earthquake. But Even That Was Pretty Good.--- Se…

Why Are Kangaroos So Aggressive. The Characters In Winnie The Pooh Deserve Better Names. The Cat In The Hat Staged A Home Invasion. Mother Goose VS Aesop's Fables. Hippopotamuses? Can We All Agree That Motorcycles Are Annoying? The Godfather.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport thi…

I Keep Thinking I'm Doing Something Wrong. Are Vegetables Trying To Kill Me? I Don't Drink Alcohol, Steal, Curse, Or Masturbate, And Yet I Must Be Doing Something Wrong. Do Children Worry? About What? I Noticed That My Head Was Tilted During The Google Meets Meeting. Maybe I Should See Barbie?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.…

I've No Idea What To Give My Attention To. So I Started To Become Delusional. On Purpose. But It's Difficult Because I'm Buddhist Now. Sigh. I Can't Even Delude Myself Anymore. I Wonder If I Can Fake My Delusion. But Would That Make Me Double Deluded? Fuck.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/mes…

How Is It Possible That Good French Fries Aren't Ubiquitous. Semen Retention To Get Girls? What TF Is That. If That Isn't An Oxymoron What Is? Childhood Is Trauma Preparedness Training. Take Punishment For Example. Or Long Division. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast…

There's Never A Seat At Starbucks. It's Perplexingly Difficult To Untie My Sneaker Laces. ATM's Should Enforce A 5 Minute Time Limit. 8 Signs Of Deeply Unhappy Men. I've Got At Least 4. INFJ-A. Everyone Wants To Be "Unique". Be Uninteresting, That's Unique.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/mes…

Designer Stuff? For What? Thermals Are All You Need. And A Good Grey Suit Jacket. Hoodies Are Important. Colorful Socks Too. No Grown Man Wants To Be 'Thin'. Addiction Is Human. My Skeptical Wife. My Morning Routine. Cereal.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https:/…

My Wife Is A Mininalist. 10 Years Is A Long Time. Maybe That's Why She Doesn't Like Me So Much. Women Know Everything About You But You Know Nothing About Them. Even After 10 Years. Especially After 10 Years. Sex Is Wrestling. Sometimes It Hurts. Why Are Some Men Good In Bed And Others Aren't. What Could Be So Different. --- Send in a voice message…

Self Checkout Has Failed. They Didn't See That Coming? McRib? Automation Won't Work. On Relationships- The 3 Month Relationship Is Often The Best Relationship. I Was A Ghostbuster. Marriages Should Include A Ten Year Expiration Date With The Option To Extend.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/m…

Snoring is an abomination. Birds Who Can't Fly Seem Like A Malapropism. That Darwin Came Up With Evolution On His Own Is Astounding. I Had An Interesting Night In Roppongi. What Should I Have Said To Her?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.…

Work At Home Culture Eludes Me. I've Got Too Many Other Things Going On At Home. How Can I Work There. How's Your Socks Collection Looking? Don't Play Yourself. Get Better Socks. Shirts Are A Bit Overrated. TEAMS Is The Bain Of My Existence. What's With Sociopathic Barbers Who Can Never Just Take A Little Off The Sides.--- Send in a voice message: …

French Fries Are Pretty Much Perfect. Potato Chips, Almost. Chocolate Chip Cookies In Japan Not So Much. Why Does No One Admit That Chicken Is Virtually Tasteless And That It's All In The Texture. How Is It That Boxes Still Exist. The Post Office Is An Anachronism. Japan Doesn't Do Pizza Very Well. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.sp…

MUSIC IS LIKE THE WIND. It moves in mysterious ways. Lots of 'music' is soul poison. Is HIP HOP still hip hop? Are you LISTENING to the words? Or, worse, are you NOT listening. Whose voice are you hearing in your head? Yours, or someone else's? Can you tell the difference anymore? MUSIC IS THE MOST POWERFUL, and most insidious, art form. Clean your…

Hoodies In The Summer?Along With Whatever Legal Punishment That Exists For Thieves They Should Be Punched In The Face. Liars Too. Women Who Get BBL's Are Daredevils. Does Bow Wow Really Have A Jet? White People Are Paying Big Money To Look Like.. Black People.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/…

Abrupt.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support

Seaside Heights Is 'Fun'. Salsa Just May Be The World's Best Music. I Wonder If There's Salsa In English. What's So Amusing About Amusement Parks? The Kettle Bell Craze Has Gone Far Enough. New Jersey Is Peculiar.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters…

There's nothing on earth with a lower ROI than chewing gum. French Fries Are Almost Perfection.What Is Ketchup Really?Chocolate Chip cookies however are God's snack. Shrimp, chicken wings, mayonnaise, and Peanut Butter fall somewhere in between.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport …

Can You Ask A Person How You Smell? I Don't Think Eating 3 Times A Day Is All It's Cracked Up To Be. And Yes, Unfortunately Teenagers Are Smarter Than You. I Also Need New Sneakers. Recreational Marijuana Will Destroy Us All.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https:…

The Aliens would have opened amusement parks already. At least stores and restaurants. Right? Come on. Why do children hate their parents. We do everything for them. They'd be dead without us. But they hate us. Why. Notes before my impending Fame. Going to WaWa. Shitty beverage selection.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p…

Buddhism Is Better Than Other Religions Because There's No Singing--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support

I just wanted to rant a little bit about the current state of music.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support

Dogs Are Human. Sorta. Cats? They Seem like indifferent alien animals. What makes a good pet? Is Barbara A Good Name For A Cat? Don't Get Me Started On Turtles. Finally, Are You Prepared To Live In The Meta Verse? Where Is It? Can I Touch It? Weird.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupp…

What?! Christmas Isn't Actually About Santa Claus And Rudolph?? It's About Something Else? WHO CARES. Also, How Scuba Diving, Mountain Climbing, Sky Diving And Running With The Bulls are all exactly the same thing. Also, Why No Country Would Ever Be Dumb Enough To Invade America.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/t…

Do Kids Still Want Toys? I Mean, Are Toys Over? Also, What's The Deal With Packaging? And, The Great Hot Air Balloon Adventure.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support…

Listen. Does Anyone Really Need A Colonoscopy? And For What? Isn't It A Bit Too Much? Speaking Of Which, Can I Get My Wisdom Teeth Back Please? What's With All The Poking, Probing, And Pulling? My God.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com…

When A Woman Is Beautiful And Knows She's Beautiful, She's A Beautiful Woman. What If You're A Man Whom Other People Say Is Handsome, But You Don't Believe It, And It Becomes A Handicap? Being Handsome Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcas…

Lil Weezy. Lil Uzi. DaBaby. Lil Baby. And Young Thug. These Guys Are All Coming Over For Dinner. You Ready? Oh And Post Malone Too. So Why Do I Keep Having Dreams About 50 Cent?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-h…

Besides my banal intro about bad haircuts, myself and my pal Japan Pimp get into a discussion on the various merits of Japanese Women.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support…

In This Second Part Of My Discussion With Japan Pimp We Get Into Details About Relationships With Japanese Women.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support

There's an ongoing debate as to which is the best sweet breakfast food. I think I have the answer. I think. Where exactly does chocolate come from? Are there chocolate trees? Chocolate animals? WTF.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/po…

Had a discussion recently revolving around FRENCH TOAST, which I'd thought was a universally loved thing. It's not. There are actually folks who don't like French Toast. Some folks even hate French Toast. How? Then there's CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, which is radioactive waste as far as I'm concerned. I sing the praises of PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES. But no…

How much stuff do you need man? In this episode we ask ourselves how much stuff you can accumulate. We also discuss the Dorito Effect. How many Doritos can a person eat, and what might life be like if Doritos didn't exist.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://p…

White America is addicted to opioids and they're angry about it. Searching for scapegoats, they're suing pharmaceutical companies for making the drugs available to them, and suing Walmart for selling the drugs to them. West coast correspondent JapanPimp puts them on blast.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-d…

A friend of mine shot a deer, but only wounded it. 'Only'. Why does my internet bill constantly increase? Do I really need the Ethernet? Socks rock.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support…

What's Wrong With Saying "Gay Stuff"? Why Is Gay So Gay? Are Gay Dudes Gay For Real? Are There Gay Dudes Who Aren't Really Gay? My Gay Friend/Guest 'MaRico' Gives Me The Scoop On The Gay Guy's Guide To Supreme Gayness.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podca…

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Biden Won, But What Exactly? What If Trump Decides To Squat In The White House Forever? WTF? Walmart Life, And Can Meditation Solve Everything?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support…

JapanPimp And Myself Discuss Success, Flash, Sex And Denial. Why Is It So Difficult To Get A Kiss From My Japanese Wife? Are You Trying To Give Me Prostate Cancer?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trevor-david-houchen/support…