Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to rummage through the yard sale that actor/director Vincent Gallo's life has become. Deep discounts on his childhood memories, his racism, and his semen! WOW!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: Watch the episode of America's Next Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of terrible songs written by models on half a lunch break. Only Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade are desperate enough to obey!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway slips into his paisley blazer to trick Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, into watching the 1986 movie Heat, with Burt Reynolds. It's a hardboiled neo-noir detective movie, and a Karate Kid mentor story, and also a Jackie Chan style stunt comedy starring, again, Burt Reynolds.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest Rusty Shackles celebrate the bonkers Thai martial arts movie Bangkok Knockout, and mourn the several million stuntmen it surely killed.توسط The Dogg Zzone

After three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live action adaptation of Sailor Moon. Brockway shines the Magical Girl Signal. Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg solemnly answer.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby shoots meteors into the sky in the shape of a hot dog, summoning Brockway and guest, Dennard Dayle, to discuss Herculoids - the 1960s cartoon about a drunk family and their four godzillas.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway drafts Seanbaby and Defector's Dan McQuade to discuss D.T. in Dawg Territory, the bizarre children's sci-fi action movie created by, starring, and for the 1988 Cleveland Browns. It's about dog aliens, and the Cleveland Browns have a machine gun in the locker room!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby foolishly thaws Brockway and guest, Bryan Stratton, who immediately go on a drunken rampage. Just like in Captain Al Cohol, the 1973 public service comic book about the dangers of Inuit alcoholism that accidentally invented the first superhero who fuckin' parties.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway blows a whistle that only dog murderers can hear, so Seanbaby and guest Tom Reimann come running to discuss the 1991 children's dog adventure movie, Bingo!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for the finale of Playing It Straight - the 2004 reality show about hunting secret gays for profit. We allowed this! We did this! There is no such thing as innocence.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch Playing It Straight, the 2000s reality show about hunting gay people for sport. That's really what it's about! It was a lawless era!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest David Bell - henceforth known as The Buzz Boyzz - watch their new favorite movie: The Beekeeper. A gloriously stupid action movie for fearful boomers and bee lovers alike.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has found more Gorilla Flow, the hour long infomercial of pure madness. He is joined by fellow gorilla piss specialists Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to discuss what this new lore does to the established Dr. Leo Shub Gorilla Piss Universe.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Patrick Reed watch a 1990s Argentinian wrestling show about the toyline from the old 1980s Rambo cartoon. It is NOT about Rambo himself, NOT about the cartoon, it was ONLY an adaptation of the toys, devoid of all context. It is magnificent madness.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby enters the octagon with Brockway and guest, William Sellari, only to get the holy shit beat out of them by the new Road House movie. WATCH ME PULP YOUR FACE.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by special guest Dan McQuade to discuss Fever Pitch, the gambling scare film that's unsure what gambling is, but thinks it might kick ass. Also featuring: A man being completely destroyed by a salt and pepper shaker thunder slap.توسط The Dogg Zzone

In the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss Thunder in Paradise, the show about Hulk Hogan and a talking speedboat. Let's see how a single TV episode's plot changes when you replace the main character with a British warg, a little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan fired out of a s…

Brockway thought the Manimal podcast with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, was such a good idea, they're doing it all again with one slight change: It's about The Wizard now, a show about a little person toy genius for the government! That used to be a career.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby meets the sinister businessman, Brockway, and lost little wolfgirl Merritt K for a podcast about Manimal - the 1980s TV show about a manimal. You get it.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby invites Brockway and Tom Reimann back to discuss a movie they thought they actually loved as children: Short Circuit 2. They fucked up. They fucked up!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for Tupi Tea, from the makers of Gorilla Flow!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby got hit by a bus and woke up in a universe where he's the only one who gives a shit about the Beatles portal fantasy movie, Yesterday. He tries to explain it to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, but they just don't believe him!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! They're reading Anti-Vatican't Magick: Protect Yourself From The Vatican by grifting British pen wizard, S Rob. En garde, Pope!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby invites the sensual Brockway and the golden man, Dan McQuade, to his special samurai birthday party where they discuss Mouth of the Snake, a bizarre backdoor pilot episode of Knight Rider. And the novelization! Of the episode of Knight Rider!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: EXPOSITIONAL THEME SONG KUMITE. 3 warriors, 9 songs about the thing they're on the soundtrack for, NO RULES.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway betrays Chairman Hot Dog and takes over Podcast Stadium, forcing Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to watch the episode of Iron Chef where one of the commentators betrays the show to usurp a chef!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.…

Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to discuss Ghosts Can't Do it, John Derek's 1989 supernatural cuckold fetish documentary starring his wife, Bo Derek!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle the episode of Deadliest Warrior where a Spartan fought a Ninja. There were no victors!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby thanks Brockway and Dan McQuade for being a friend by showing them that episode of Golden Girls where the ladies fight Mario Lopez. And win!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to talk about The Chimp Channel, a 1999 sitcom starring horny, unlikable chimpanzees.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis!…

Brockway doesn't care that Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, know none of this is real. They don't get to leave! They have to spend the next five days in the back of a Greyhound bus breathing exhaust and watching the finale of Space Cadets, the British reality TV prank show about convincing innocent dopes they went to space.…

Brockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, into a shaking fartbox for five days and all they can talk about is the 2005 British reality prank show Space Cadets! But don't worry, if they survive, they get to do it all again but as a prize this time!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway thinks really hard and out springs Seanbaby and guest, Alex Schmidt! He asks them to read the Tulpa Creation Guide with him for a podcast, but they have autonomy! Cursed autonomy!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby builds the ultimate killing robots, Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall, then programs them to discuss the 1994 action movie T Force. It seems like a waste of killer robots, Seanbaby!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway answer reader mail! Mail! From! Readers! GET HYPE FOR INSIDE HOT DOG TALK.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.توسط The Dogg Zzone

To inherit Seanbaby's fortune, Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, must spend one entire podcast talking about a haunted Netflix show... and SURVIVE. It's 28 Days Haunted, the ghost hunting reality show where someone fistfights a ghost! Multiple times!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway plays the podcasting trumpet, summoning Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, to watch the forgotten Canadian Mr. T show, T and T. Specifically the episode where a geriatric lone ranger terrorizes a 1980s Canadian Whole Foods. Special guest stars: The Fat Boys. That's real. That's all real.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby sends Brockway and guest, Katie Goldin, straight to Haunted Insane Asylum Minigun Prison for the crime of loving Escape From Death Block 13 - the prison break movie starring Robert Bronzi, who almost has Charles Bronson's face and will not give it back.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway grants magnificent power to Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann: The power to discuss Rollercoasters, a 1987 rollerdancing superhero comic from wonderful maniacs, Blue Comet Press. To the public, this podcast will be known as The Dogg Zzone, but in secret it shall be Roller Doggs!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby wanted to do an entire episode about that time Harry Dean Stanton and The Replacements got pants-off drunk and fucked up Saturday Night Live. Brockway and David Bell thought that was a great idea, but they were also pants-off drunk.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby's ceremonial comedy tomb is being prepared for the day he is cancelled, and he requests to be buried with Brockway and guest, Jason Pargin. They are discussing the darkest moments in serious movies... that they thought were unbelievably funny. They are monsters.توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has found the worst puppeteer in history, and he's going to use all of Seanbaby's patience, all of Lydia Bugg's goodness, and all of Dennard Dayle's faith in mankind to prove it! Happy Puppet Week!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway slips into a coma so it's up to Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, to forcibly convert him to Islam in the hopes of cracking his passcode that unlocks 10% of the world's money. They're watching 2011's The President Goes to Heaven - a movie about all those things! Probably!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Brockway bakes an erotic podcast cake to lure out Seanbaby, Drew Toothpaste, and Natalie Dee! Now they must discuss the episode of Cake Boss where they bake a life-size fuckable crytpid cake for the Jersey Devil!توسط The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby teams up with disco superstars Brockway and Dan McQuade to talk about Pink Lady, the 1980 Jeff Altman musical variety show that killed off an entire genre. Dance us out, we don't have a punchline!توسط The Dogg Zzone