You've heard of them, and we watched them. Now, get this, we're talking about 'em. Just one of the many ways that we continue to Defy Gravity here on this podcast. We saw Gladiator II and Wicked with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and we're here to bring you all of our thoughts! Did we cry? Were we moved? Should Gladiator II, like, even exist? Listen t…

Tributes! We are nearing the final hours of this year's Games, and it seems you've forgotten the whole, like, deal. No more glaring at one another. No more vaguely threatening "why-I-oughta" encounters. And please, no more team ups. Do remember there can only be one winner. Let's turn up the intensity, shall we? In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Game…

It's the most hungriest time of the year, so what better way to celebrate than by throwing our own Hunger Games? We've got all your favorites (Michael Myers, Popeye the Sailor Man, and John Madden to name a few) as well as a few returning ChatGPT Champions, and we can't wait to find out what sorts of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks they get up t…

It's your three favorite uncles! You know, from Uncle Of The Week! The hit new sitcom explicitly designed not to be binged. Do not watch two episodes in a row! Only watch one episode per some weeks, whenever you remember that it's on! Uncles George, Doug, and Carson will be waiting for you. In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, The Uncle Cas…

THESE HAWGS IS HAUNTED! Or, to translate from old-timey prospector talk — we've got a spooktacular Halloween "Halloween" episode for you. We hope you also celebrate Halloween by watching "Halloween" on Halloween, preferably over a nice bowl of the winning candy from the Pick-Our-Treat bracket! Oh an also, these hawgs are haunted by the top ten Hall…

Pick-Our-Treat!! It's candy time, baybee. Using our patented Spring Delirium technology, we're officially determining which Halloween candy is the empirical best candy, once and for all! Which version of M&Ms can go the distance? Do we actually really like Tootsie Rolls? And won't somebody please remember poor old Pez? Join the Two Chunks Movie Clu…

Howdy folks! Otis Bidding here, and today we're all Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay together. In this episode, we're getting our Chunktober on by trying to guess the most popular Halloween costumes of the year, and we're placing bids on some iconic (and not so iconic) horror movie props! Then, we're talking about the surprisingly Jason-less Friday The …

Final tribal council is almost here. Which castaways will earn the chance to plead their case before a jury that is, frankly, the strangest group of people ever assembled for a reality competition. Also, doing a Pumbaa voice is way harder than you'd think. Trust us. In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/t…

The merge approaches! And from the shadows, an unlikely mastermind is pulling all the strings while also hosting two separate television shows and a radio show on KIIS-FM. Plus, what even is America's pastime anyway, and shouldn't it be Survivor? In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk…

Rivalries are born! Alliances are tested! And new Survivor legends are forged! Not here, though. This is the one where Shrek and Pumbaa are playing. It's week two of ChatGPT Survivor, and we've got a wild batch of episodes for you. With Jeff Pabst gone, Dracula begins offering cryptic sayings to the other castaways. Sheriff Andy Taylor tries to fig…

What do Shrek, Han Lue, and an exact clone of Jeff Probst have in common? They're the breakout stars of our very one, bespoke season of Survivor. We asked ChatGPT to write us a season of Survivor and hoo boy did it deliver. Tune in to find out who will be blindsided and which contestant is secretly, definitely-not, but-probably now-that-you-mention…

Introducing...a famous baby! He's covered himself in peanut butter, and he's patting himself on the ribs! But that's not all! He's also saying "ah" while nodding his head! He's got a great show for you tonight, so stick around! In this episode: Synops-Us, A Star Was Born, The Top Ten Smells Of All Time IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new actual-play D&D podc…

Picture this: you find out a movie exists. It seems new and exciting. Fresh. Like something you've never heard of before. But then, the longer you sit with it, the more it feels like a part of you has always known it was coming. Something inside you says, "this movie simply must be". The soul of the movie has attuned itself to your own soul, and yo…

We tempted fate, guys. Against all odds, Jordan and Doz correctly guessed Matt Damon's top four IMDb credits at the last Movie Club. Can they continue their improbable winning streak? Or will Extra Credit once again steal the light from the hearts of the Podboys, leaving them as lifeless shells of the men they once were, doomed to never know happin…

"I've never been wrong, I've just believed incorrect things." Really makes you think, right? In this episode: A Star Was Born, Alien Romulus First Reactions, Blind Ranking Aliens Visit twochunksandahunk.com to join the Two Chunks Movie Club! IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D podcast, is out now! New episodes release every Wednesday, wherever you listen…

Oh, the podcast? Yeah it's an educational show. You learn stuff when you listen, okay? Like, definitely some stuff you would expect. What we thought about Longlegs, what was our last movie or tv show that made us feel yucky. Stuff like that. But the cool thing about how educational it is, is that you also learn stuff you didn't know you didn't alre…

PART ONE OF OUR TWO EPISODE PREMIERE LISTEN TO PART TWO ON THE IMAGINE DUNGEONS FEED Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of adventurers introduce themselves to one another. Our heroes must determine why …

This week, we're joined by our friends Vince and Mariah Kelly from Imagine Dungeons to talk about the video games that have meant the most to each of us throughout our lives! We also mentioned Pizza Orb offhandedly, and Mariah got pretty cagey about it. You'd think a teacher of all people would be excited to set the record straight about Pizza Orb,…

Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons! We've got a bit of a speed-dating style Q&A in the first half of the episode as Carter, Jordan, Vince, Mariah, Doz, and Gage answer some icebreaker questions. Then, prepare to enter a fantastical…

They say that inside each of us lives a hog, so free and wild that to tame it would be to deny its very essence. It is a wild thing, made for pastures of boundless imagination and for skies of immeasurable possibilities. To contain this hog, to bind it in language, to attempt to make the unknowable into something comprehensible would be to change, …

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by the Blood Drunks, a group of pirates with a terrible secret! If you like stupid jokes, old friends pretending to be goofy-ass characters together, and shockingly heartfelt storytelling, then we…

This week, we're joined by our Dear Friend, Delightful Guest, and Imagine Dungeons Dungeon Master Gage Kell! You'd think with his help we might have marginally better odds of winning Extra Credit. Right? Oh, and also we're each doctors now. All four of us. Because that's how it works. You share. Trust us, we're doctors. We can't lie. Or win Extra C…

The Podboys did homework two weeks in a row? That's right folks. Pick your jaws up off the floor, pull up "Reading Music To Concentrate Ambient Sea Waves Soundscape Light Classical Music Academic Ambience" on YouTube (we know you've watched it before), and get ready to crack open some hallowed tomes (both ancient and new) as we talk about the books…

What do Relient K, Michael Kiwanuka, and Eric Clapton have in common? We'll wait while you think of an answer. Okay, duh. "They are all Music." Good job. Not to brag, but we did *homework* for this episode. We each brought three albums that were hugely influential to us along with one that's currently on repeat right now! In this episode: Rank You …

Don't you always wish that you were a Dragon Master who could unleash potent apocalyptic and potent holy powers upon your enemies as long as your dragons were wearing amulets given to them by God that granted them access to His exact potent apocalyptic and potent divine powers so they could slay their enemies and you could be the chosen one in char…

You could call us each Drake this week, because we are certifiably In Our Feelings. You shouldn't, but you could. We felt Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Joy, Nostalgia, and literally every other single emotion you could possibly imagine while recording this episode, not to mention the emotions that a mortal such as yourself could not even fathom. We had …

This week we're celebrating the birthday of one of our favorite stars. He's short. He's tan. He's blonde. And he's really strong. Can you guess who he is? Welcome to week four of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, w…

Listen. What follows is a completely true, 100% factual story about a man who kicked so hard and punched so good that he successfully fought and defeated every single living thing in the known universe, from the smallest bacterium to God himself. Probably. It just really seems true. He told us it was. Why would he lie? Welcome to week thr33 of D3dd…

It's AAAHNALD week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're here to tell you — he's a true one-of-one of the One-Of-Ones. But still, one perfect Austrian does not a Mount Rushmore make, so we've got to decide: who else deserves an immortal platform, chiseled into the very face of the earth next to Arnold Schwarzenegger? Welcome to week two of D3dd3rd3y …

Grab your buffalo saddle, your overalls, and your buckskin vest, because we're all pioneers today! Our mom, the Pioneer Woman, has compiled a list of the top dads from television and it's...unknowable? Maybe she just has different criteria? Maybe things are just a little different out here on the frontier? Welcome to week one of Daddurday Afternoon…

We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts regarding the rebooted Apes series! Plus, news from the Raising Cannes Festival of Movies and Chicken Strips! In This Episode: R…

“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it was the epoch of Brando Sando, it was the epoch of the MCU and The Mandalorian & Grogu, it was the season of waxing fandom, it was the season of waning fandom, it was the spring of hope, it w…

This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed up that only one of you even got any scenes into the movie. We're sorry that happened, but we want you to know that we love you both and we're proud of you. In This Episode: Survivor Presents…

It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full of the flavors you crave. Have you been dying to know what the Least Sexy Sport is? We got that in this one. How about the Sexiest Sport? We got that too. You say you want to know the most r…

It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them to your dear old Uncle Zam! It's fun! It's fulfilling! And there's no guessing involved! In this episode: Zambucks, Rank You Very Much, Spring Delirium, The Process Of Adapting Media Spring D…

If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know what dude? It's time to maybe put some DaddyPants on", you should know they're trying to take over the podcast. It won't be bad! You'l play most of the same games you usually play, and ultimately …

We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and mature. We're still going to do things like fight about which food is objectively better and talk about which famous people we might be the reincarnations of, but just know that while we're doing it …

In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the entire bracket. We're fighting. We're fooding. We're risking friendships we've held dear for over a decade. In this episode: Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-…

The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be stuck down here, with only cyberhorses to keep them company? In this episode: Here Comes The New Bond, An Ode To Baldur's Gate 3, Horse-Off, Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redc…

You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE. EXPERTS won't tell YOU about the results of this ONE SIMPLE PODCAST EPISODE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING. In This Episode: Breakfast Update, MCU News. What They Streamin', Spring…

Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will make it to the next round of the playoffs (plate-offs?). And, just another note real quick, while you've got those fighting fists on, remember to show the King Of Twilight who's boss. In Thi…

HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE SANDS on the back of a KILLER WORM. But that's not all! Dune also get to knife fight BALD ELVIS, and maybe just maybe fall in love with Zendaya along the way. This episode contains spoilers for…

Today we're taking a look at the movies YOU (yes, you listening) will have the option of forcing us to go see in April (and some other movies too)! We're talking about sasquatches, the great monkey gods beyond our mortal world, and Fantastics Four! Oh, and we're also losing Extra Credit real quick. In This Episode: TCMC, Extra Credit, Beetlejuice S…

What do you do when one of your friends asks you if they're a Disney Adult? How would you respond? Would you make a podcast about it? We would, for sure. YOB HO everyone. In this episode: pretty much just the Disney Adult thing Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c…

All abooooaaaaard! We're taking the fast train to Hyperfixation Station, at the corner of Manic and Obsessive! Next stop — a short period of intense obsession followed by an inexplicable and unpredictable interest crash! Should be fun! In this episode: TCMC (pronounced "Teach Meakle"), Surprise Sequels, The Sellavator, Hyperfixation Station, Drag R…

It's our first fresh episode of 2024 and we've got Oscar nominations! A new original character to add to our illustrious menagerie! A Box Office Ball live draft! A swing and a miss at one of the easiest to pronounce names in show business! A shockingly good Elvis impression! In this episode: Oscar Nominations Breakdown, Box Office Ball Update Suppo…

It was the best of times, it was the cowboyest of times. Join your Podboys and special guest Fake Pat Buttram for Back To Future Part III. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These e…

They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their fre…

Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. B…

It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar". Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week…